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austim
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 Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:03 pm Post subject: G'day guys - SCOTTISH SHORT JOKE... |
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A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,
"Excuse me Miss, day ye hiv ony books on suicide?"
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her
glasses, and says,
"F*** off, ye'll no bring it back!"
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Haiku Writing MoFo Esq
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:14 pm Post subject: Re: G'day guys - SCOTTISH SHORT JOKE... |
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| austim wrote: | A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,
"Excuse me Miss, day ye hiv ony books on suicide?"
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her
glasses, and says,
"F*** off, ye'll no bring it back!" |
nice one Aus  |
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Southside_celt
Joined: 05 Nov 2006
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Location: Glasgow
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:15 pm Post subject: Re: G'day guys - SCOTTISH SHORT JOKE... |
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| austim wrote: | A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,
"Excuse me Miss, day ye hiv ony books on suicide?"
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her
glasses, and says,
"F*** off, ye'll no bring it back!" |
That must be Pollokshields library then |
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Saint John MacLean †
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Its certainly no Govan anyway |
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Haiku Writing MoFo Esq
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Saint John MacLean † wrote: | | Its certainly no Govan anyway |
it must be the one in beast kilbride  |
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Saint John MacLean †
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Greenhills Library??? You mad? That only has a shoplifting section |
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austim
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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They can read in East Kilbride 
Since when 
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Saint John MacLean †
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Since I moved there |
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ALFIE CONN
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:46 pm Post subject: |
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| austim wrote: | They can read in East Kilbride
Since when |
Talking books
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Southside_celt
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Nae just loads of pictures |
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austim
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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After the christening of his baby brother in church in East Kilbride,
Jimmy cried all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied, "That minister said he wanted us
brought up in a Christian home, but I want to stay with you guys."
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