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PedroMcK
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 Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 7:27 am Post subject: Woke up this morning... |
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| ...with a swollen inside mouth, left cheek/jaw - any doctor's among you? |
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Haiku Writing MoFo Esq
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only doctor's of love I'm afraid 
Maybe you bit it while you were sleeping?!? I suggest a healthy dose of hops and barley, preferably in some sort of liquid form. at least 12 portions throughout the day should help with the pain.
That will be £300 please |
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PedroMcK
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:08 am Post subject: |
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| Haiku Writing MoFo Esq wrote: | only doctor's of love I'm afraid
Maybe you bit it while you were sleeping?!? I suggest a healthy dose of hops and barley, preferably in some sort of liquid form. at least 12 portions throughout the day should help with the pain.
That will be £300 please |
Funny, I was thinking some sort of malt-based liquid concoction might help 
I don't have £300, but I do have a faulty fridge out the back... |
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Haiku Writing MoFo Esq
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:25 am Post subject: |
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| PedroMcK wrote: | | Haiku Writing MoFo Esq wrote: | only doctor's of love I'm afraid
Maybe you bit it while you were sleeping?!? I suggest a healthy dose of hops and barley, preferably in some sort of liquid form. at least 12 portions throughout the day should help with the pain.
That will be £300 please |
Funny, I was thinking some sort of malt-based liquid concoction might help
I don't have £300, but I do have a faulty fridge out the back... |
throw in a rain soaked sofa (preferably red) and we'll call it even |
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Southside_celt
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:03 am Post subject: |
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You probably had your tongue stuck half way up that flatmates minge  |
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Haiku Writing MoFo Esq
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:21 am Post subject: |
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| Southside_celt wrote: | | You probably had your tongue stuck half way up that flatmates minge |
thanks for that mental image SC - now I need to pour bleach over my eyes...or something |
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ALFIE CONN
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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Let them eat BLEACH 
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PedroMcK
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| ALFIE CONN wrote: | | Let them eat BLEACH |
Or something.
Who coined that one again Alfie? |
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PedroMcK
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:26 pm Post subject: |
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Haiku Writing MoFo Esq
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| PedroMcK wrote: | | PhilvisReturns. |
does he ever turn up on the 666? I don't think anyone used the thumbs up smiley more than he did...<ok>
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PedroMcK
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| Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:05 am Post subject: |
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| I've never seen him on there...morning. |
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Haiku Writing MoFo Esq
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Morning
Any plans for the weekend? I will be in the capital tomorrow meeting up with some friends for copious amounts of drink |
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PedroMcK
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| Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:15 am Post subject: |
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| Haiku Writing MoFo Esq wrote: | Morning
Any plans for the weekend? I will be in the capital tomorrow meeting up with some friends for copious amounts of drink |
No plans as of yet, obviously a few drinks tonight, probably stay in. How long are you down for? |
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Haiku Writing MoFo Esq
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| PedroMcK wrote: | | Haiku Writing MoFo Esq wrote: | Morning
Any plans for the weekend? I will be in the capital tomorrow meeting up with some friends for copious amounts of drink |
No plans as of yet, obviously a few drinks tonight, probably stay in. How long are you down for? |
just the day - I'm only in oxford, so its less than an hour into Paddington |
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PedroMcK
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Well gimme a shout if you're fairly central, I am a lazy bastard.
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If you lose this number you can get it off Mrs Haiku.
That's me off, Hail Hail!!! |
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