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ALFIE CONN
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| PedroMcK wrote: | Well gimme a shout if you're fairly central, I am a lazy bastard.
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If you lose this number you can get it off Mrs Haiku.
That's me off, Hail Hail!!! |
That's not the number she gave me to get you on ped 
Mrs Haiku is not bad for the price 
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Haiku Writing MoFo Esq
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| Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:05 am Post subject: |
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| PedroMcK wrote: | Well gimme a shout if you're fairly central, I am a lazy bastard.
07737207824
If you lose this number you can get it off Mrs Haiku.
That's me off, Hail Hail!!! |
she chucked it away after your performance (or lack of) last time.
The friends we're meeting up with aren't the debauchary, lesbian, housmate molesting type really, so we'll have to meet up another time |
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Southside_celt
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Well gimme a shout if you're fairly central, I am a lazy bastard.
07737207824
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Haiku Writing MoFo Esq
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Well gimme a shout if you're fairly central, I am a lazy bastard.
07737207824
If you lose this number you can get it off Mrs Haiku.
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Or ever arse bandit public toilet in London |
did you post it there???  |
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ALFIE CONN
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| Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Haiku Writing MoFo Esq wrote: | | Southside_celt wrote: | | Quote: |
Well gimme a shout if you're fairly central, I am a lazy bastard.
07737207824
If you lose this number you can get it off Mrs Haiku.
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Or ever arse bandit public toilet in London |
did you post it there??? |
SC leaves his tacky business cards in toilets and phone boxes all over London
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Haiku Writing MoFo Esq
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| ALFIE CONN wrote: | | Haiku Writing MoFo Esq wrote: | | Southside_celt wrote: | | Quote: |
Well gimme a shout if you're fairly central, I am a lazy bastard.
07737207824
If you lose this number you can get it off Mrs Haiku.
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Or ever arse bandit public toilet in London |
did you post it there??? |
SC leaves his tacky business cards in toilets and phone boxes all over London |
how do you know? |
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ALFIE CONN
Joined: 30 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Haiku Writing MoFo Esq wrote: | | ALFIE CONN wrote: | | Haiku Writing MoFo Esq wrote: | | Southside_celt wrote: | | Quote: |
Well gimme a shout if you're fairly central, I am a lazy bastard.
07737207824
If you lose this number you can get it off Mrs Haiku.
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Or ever arse bandit public toilet in London |
did you post it there??? |
SC leaves his tacky business cards in toilets and phone boxes all over London |
how do you know? |
How do you think  Call SC on 0870 696969 for a good time big bhoy 
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Haiku Writing MoFo Esq
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| Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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| ALFIE CONN wrote: | | Haiku Writing MoFo Esq wrote: | | ALFIE CONN wrote: | | Haiku Writing MoFo Esq wrote: | | Southside_celt wrote: | | Quote: |
Well gimme a shout if you're fairly central, I am a lazy bastard.
07737207824
If you lose this number you can get it off Mrs Haiku.
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Or ever arse bandit public toilet in London |
did you post it there??? |
SC leaves his tacky business cards in toilets and phone boxes all over London |
how do you know? |
How do you think Call SC on 0870 696969 for a good time big bhoy |
why is Sandy Clark leaving his number around London? |
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ALFIE CONN
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Because he knows that he will be sacked in June.
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Haiku Writing MoFo Esq
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| ALFIE CONN wrote: | | Because he knows that he will be sacked in June. |
times are tough |
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ALFIE CONN
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| Haiku Writing MoFo Esq wrote: | | ALFIE CONN wrote: | | Because he knows that he will be sacked in June. |
times are tough |
Times were so tough, but not as tough as they are now,
We were so close and nothing came between us - and the world -
No personal situations.
Thick as thieves us, we'd stick together for all time,
and we meant it but it turns out just for a while,
we stole - the friendship that bound us together -
We stole from the schools and their libraries,
We stole from the drugs that sent us to sleep,
We stole from the drink that made us sick,
We stole anything that we couldn't keep,
And it was enough - we didn't have to spoil anything,
And always be as thick as thieves.
Like a perfect stranger - you came into my life,
Then like the perfect lone ranger - you rode away - rode away,
rode away - rode away.
We stole the love from young girls in ivory towers,
We stole autumn leaves and summer showers,
We stole the silent wind that says you are free,
We stole everything that we could see,
But it wasn't enough - and now we've gone and spoiled everthing,
Now we're no longer as thick as thieves.
You came into my life -
Then like a perfect stranger you walked away - walked away -
walked away - walked away.
Thick as thieves us - we'd stick together for all time,
and we meant it but it turns out just for awhile,
we stole the friendship that bound us together.
We stole the burning sun in the open sky,
We stole the twinkling stars in the black night,
We stole the green belt fields that made us believe,
We stole everything that we could see.
But something came along that changes our minds,
I don't know what and I don't know why,
But we seemed to grow up in a flash of time,
While we watched our ideals helplessly unwind.
No - we're no longer as thick as thieves - no,
We're not as thick as we used to be - no,
We're no longer as thick as thieves - no,
We're not as thick as we used to be -
no it wasn't enough - and we've gone and spoiled everything
Now we're no longer as thick as thieves.
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Haiku Writing MoFo Esq
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PedroMcK
Joined: 25 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Haiku Writing MoFo Esq wrote: | | PedroMcK wrote: | Well gimme a shout if you're fairly central, I am a lazy bastard.
07737207824
If you lose this number you can get it off Mrs Haiku.
That's me off, Hail Hail!!! |
she chucked it away after your performance (or lack of) last time.
The friends we're meeting up with aren't the debauchary, lesbian, housmate molesting type really, so we'll have to meet up another time |
Gays then?
Jerry you (and this board) have the wrong impression of me. I have a joint honours degree in politics and history, I read the Guardian, I cook with ingredients such as aubergines and cous cous, FFS I practially AM a lesbian! |
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Haiku Writing MoFo Esq
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| Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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Jerry you (and this board) have the wrong impression of me. I have a joint honours degree in politics and history, I read the Guardian, I cook with ingredients such as aubergines and cous cous, FFS I practially AM a lesbian! |
so you're a bleeding heart liberal then? I'll bet you listen to 70's folk music while sitting in a circle wearing a keftan debating the merits of chickpeas!
I'm suddenly reminded of another classic Denis Leary Quote..
"Your Honour, thanks to James Taylor I didn't get a blowjob until I was 35, OK???"
bet you love simon and garfunkel |
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PedroMcK
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| Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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Not really, but I'm currently listening to Belle and Sebastian, and I'm more into traditional Irish and Scottish folk music.
Also like the Pixies.
I'm very complex. |
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