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JOW
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 Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:27 am Post subject: best joke in history, nae kiddin |
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Two brooms meet in a cupboard, fall in love and decide to get married.
So, there was the Bride Broom vand the Groom Broom.
After the ceremony the Bride Broom says to the Groom Broom, "I think we´re going to have a Babby Broom" and the Groom Broom replies.
wait for it..............................................................
"that´s impossible, we haven´t even swept together" |
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austim
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| Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:32 am Post subject: |
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Jeez and you talk about the Timagedden tomato <doh>
Anyway the best joke in the world is Murphys snuff but it would take me a week to type it.
Hows tricks mate any more bodys in the cellar ???
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Saint John MacLean †
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| Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:46 am Post subject: |
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You need to get out more  |
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ALFIE CONN
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| Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:47 am Post subject: |
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JOW, that was bad, really bad 
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JOW
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| Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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To think I shared this with youn l0ot and that´s all the recocnition get  |
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ALFIE CONN
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| Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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keep it to yourself next time
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Saint John MacLean †
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| Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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JOW
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| Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Colder than an eskimo´s arse here typo´s aplenty. Don´t open a wine shop. Can´t use the heating system brrrrr Jeezo, I´m off downtown in a minute to buy new fekin gloves |
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Haiku Writing MoFo Esq
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| Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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| JOW wrote: | | Colder than an eskimo´s arse here typo´s aplenty. Don´t open a wine shop. Can´t use the heating system brrrrr Jeezo, I´m off downtown in a minute to buy new fekin gloves |
I don't accept anyone moaning about being cold unless they have suffered through -45 degree winters like i did for most of my life.
and that temp drops to about -60 when you factor in the wind chill
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